crabs in hats

Considered one of the brightest up and coming crab models in the business, Lando is Crabs In Hats' resident spokescrab. Displaying a keen understanding of not only modelling itself, but the intricacies of creating characters based on what is provided to him (obviously in this case, being mostly headwear), Lando has impressed time and time again with his undeniable talent.

Pandy Panda is Lando's very best friend. They live together in a house in the suburbs. While Lando is out doing modeling gigs, Pandy works in a office, "slaving for the man".

Hailing from the year 3099, Robolobster-VX was sent to the past to assasinate future right wing activist, Lando Crab. He has yet to complete his mission thus far. Robolobster has recently "came out of the closet" as a proudly gay robot.

Jenny Lewis has quite the varied resume: Former child actress, lead singer for the band Rilo Kiley, and most recently, succeful solo artist. She just moved in next door to Lando and Pandy, and is a reliable source of wit and keen feminine insight. *Jenny Lewis has absolutely no association with Crabs In Hats or crabsinhats.com. Which is really crummy, cause it would be totally awesome is she was associated with us. Sorry for being a fanboy. - mikey

Lindsay is rich and she parties. She's lush through and through. She's professionally unemployed and usually spends her days napping or watching Maury. Once night comes, Lindsay hits the clubs and scopes all the tasty boys.

Toby is the result of experiments involving the cross-breeding of crabs and bunnies. He was held at a science lab till he was adopted by Lindsay Bunny.